The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…