It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job
You don’t have to have children To help raise the children And you can have children Without working at it Raising children
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
My ego is too big
Pay attention to what is said: “One day we hope to enable every p… to feel as strong a sense of conne… as you feel when you’re physically with someone you love”
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
Serve (one another) and Play (together)
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Darth Vader. Only you could be so bored.
I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
