In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed
A being becomes human when you add meaning
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…
