Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
One thing I could do Was need control
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
