Johnny Cash is going to Jackson; I have been to Jacksonville
I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone
On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do
They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe
A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved
Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly
If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
