In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor
The One Ring had it backwards The one thing that bestows power is
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best
A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing
