Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere