By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

Not much has changed but now I’m a glass is ten per– cent full kind of guy

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead