I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

At bottom freedom consists of the possibility that you are wrong

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all