Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…