We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing

It happened to me That I happened to be And before I knew what was happen… I’d happened upon a crowd Who happened to have some Grey Po…

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Because desire is lack like everyone else I take what I can’t get until I learn to give what I can

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric