I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
The cause of it all Is infinite possibility So, you can do anything You set your mind to So long as you maintain
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless
Civilization began when a discussion group convened to debate the meaning of the phras… The less said, the better
Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them
Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
