Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

The duel with yourself is whether Your life will be a duel with God Or a duel against others This is the fight of your life And you have two hands

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

100% of success is showing up on time

We flatter ourselves that the prog… man vs. nature to man vs. man culminates in

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation

Whether it’s a brute fact Or a gift from God We are free Is this fair? It depends on

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers