When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

If life is the in-breath and death the out-breath we presume that by ridding ourselves of death we’ll live an infinite in-breath

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

We already had the unconscious– A vast mechanism to shield us from… And it is so vast Because we are so very wrong But now, with the internet

In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–