Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I want what you want so I want a cow
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
You can’t burn a bridge when they’ve already dismantled th… to keep you out but you can burn an eternal flame to mark the location
God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
As a child Whenever I played Ms. Pac Man On my Atari 2600 I dialed the settings down From four ghosts to one
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
