Mating For Life Saved My
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
The only way God can love us all the same amoun… Is by loving each of us infinitely And the only way God can love each of us differentl…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants