Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it

If we learned anything from the pandemic it’s that people much prefer being left to their own devices over

It’s a truism that life is a roller coaster ride But it’s also true that unlike a roller coaster things get even more interesting

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–