The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

She believed me when I said that my life was based on a true story

In Let there be plight the P is silent

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…

The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…