A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
