No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina

Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny

You can’t call timeout in soccer But you can fake an injury You can’t call timeout in life But you can fake yourself out By believing you’ve faked us all o…