We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

You can only e– ver explain things with that which cannot be explained

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese