We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one

Mid-life crisis: the failure to start hoping you don’t get what you want

God gives us what is necessary but not sufficient because nothing is ever sufficient

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews