When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable