I’m not a Buddhist but I understand that the bodhisat… doesn’t enact his escape from suff… exiting the cycle of birth, old ag… but through the determination to r…

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

Having given up On heaven No one Recognizes hell

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab