People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling
The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
