When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that
The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
The less you need to control the more powerful you
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works
As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true