If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…