I will gladly suffer fools for love
The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
