You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…

The saying goes: We learn from the past, but we don… But the reverse is also true: If we don’t learn from the past, t… In other words