If Star Wars is actually told From R2-D2’s perspective Then our only hope Is that God lets us go on believi… We are more powerful

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules

True belonging Allows for truth So, we belong to no one Even though we deserve each other

Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys