There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Haunted by conflicted feelings in… my therapist and I finally traced… when I preferred Pepsi to Coke and McDonald’s to Burger King but B.K. served Pepsi

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions