Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

It’s always darkest before the yawn

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…