Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…