On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need
I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed
I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…
The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart
Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:
I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
