We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

The sequel to the TV show What’s Happening!! Was called What’s Happening Now!! Which is our clue to recognize

Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing

If I’ve said it once they’ve liked it a thousand times

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime