God doesn’t make mistakes But He lets us make mistakes Which, unless I’m mistaken Means there’s no mistaking us for… But being mistake prone
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will
