I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure

You start out needing money to advance your ideology but you end up mouthing your ideol… to rake in more money

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…