The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep
I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
It’s not just that “Man is wolf to man” It’s that he has always known this about himself and yet
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
