The wrong crowd used to let things get out of control Now the wrong crowd has the best

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in