No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife

Of course, the west Still thinks it’s the best And in the postmodern west The best is the worst Which is all well and good

In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance