In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper
The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print
The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king