When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
I don’t get mad I get odd
We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes
