Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal
Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless
Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
The Real is meaningless but doesn’t lack meaning The Symbolic is meaningful but can lack all meaning We can only navigate
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator