You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up