Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
Men require 613 mitzvos to cleave… As tightly as God cleaves to them Which is indivisibly Women, born closer to God Require just 599 mitzvos to cleave…
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
