1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings
Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…
I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
The less you need to control the more powerful you
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…
