The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with
I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food
Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting
Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
