People think that our second civil war will be a fight for the American soul but as Aquinas knew the soul is the form of the body

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem