An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

It is only when you conduct a fearless moral inventory that you will come to fear God because you knew the right thing t… but did the wrong thing anyway

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon

God is the world’s only super-bower

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going