If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel
Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!
By hook or by crook I do it all by the book
The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…
It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me
