I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty
If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short
I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…
The epic poem for this epoch will have to say the most with the least
In the act of creating new life men presage their relationship with death