We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Cyberspace is an unmaker’s space where we make the tech to unmake the people to make the money And though you can prepare

A being becomes human when you add meaning